"If you don't trust the pussy, why are you fucking the pussy? What are you TRYING TO PROVE?!"
"I don't think you should fuck unless you're really in love, ya know? It may be for a very short fuckin' time..."
These quotes are from Sam Kinison's rant against wearing rubbers. I don't know that I support his rant, but he was a funny guy and in spite of the context I feel like the above has a kernel of truth. As they say, a lot of truth is said in jest; and a lot of our best comedians are really just telling us the truth.